Feeling foxy and watching dog day afternoon

Feeling foxy and watching dog day afternoon

Work bathroom selfie

Work bathroom selfie

Me feat. a really big coffee mug and a great push up bra

Me feat. a really big coffee mug and a great push up bra

(Source: mightymen, via hinsabbies)

Me feat. the watermelon i fucked up

Me feat. the watermelon i fucked up

My armpits are getting hairy

My armpits are getting hairy

Im having a rough morning

Im having a rough morning

Ahhh cutest boyfriend ever

Ahhh cutest boyfriend ever

I had a very nice date in which we smashed a watermelon with a golf club and a hachette and made out a bunch. Not simultaneously.

This woman and her daughter came into Halloween City on Saturday and the little girl wanted to be Thor and her mom let her try on the costume but she said “you cant be Thor you’d be such a pretty princess” and had me take her daughter to look at princess costumes while she ran up to the front of the store and secretly bought the Thor costume and it was p cute.

Kreon by Stijn.